No More Tears(from Anderson)-Downsized! Pic

Accompanying illustration to this story bit: Downsized! Files: Shipping Error, Final“This is probably not a good time to mention it, but could I suggest cutting down on the high-fiber baby formula?”
The pharmacy changing station is empty, I’m glad to see.  The last thing I want is more company right now.  It’s funny-I never saw changing stations like these in my hometown.  Instead of simple stalls bolted to the wall, they tended to be fully furnished and stocked rest areas.  Of course, there weren’t many runts in my town, I’m guessing-if there were, they must have stayed low profile.  
“Oh, stop griping, Anderson, you know my methods by now.”  I had to admit, I saw her point.  She only drinks the fiber stuff when she knows she has an important meeting and needs to have all her accidents done with beforehand.  I think as I lift the well-dressed kitten in the stinky pants onto the table and set her on her back with a lumpy squish, of course that means I get the dirty work.
It’s

Kylie's back in an office-friendly diaper, and Anderson can keep his job.

..His dignity, however, was probably lost in the pail a while ago.